Funny Things to Say While Calling Bingo
I got fired from my Bingo Caller Job...
Apparently "A meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way you say 69.
How do you get an 80 year-old woman to swear?
How do you get an 80 year-old woman to yell "F*ck"?
You get another 80 year-old woman next to her to yell "BINGO"
How do you get an 80-year-old woman to yell, "F**k"?
You get another 80-year-old woman right next to her to yell, "Bingo!"
How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?
Yell "B-52!"
How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?
Yell "BINGO!"
how do you get a 78 year old lady to scream f**k?!
get another 78 year old lady to yell BINGO!
waka waka!
When is a testicular tumor like a bingo ball?
when it's B-9
First joke I ever learned
An elderly man arrives home from bingo and his wife comes running up to him.
"Thank goodness you're home safe! I was watching the news and apparently a lunatic was driving down the wrong side of the freeway!"
He responds, "*A* Lunatic? There were hundreds of them!"
A slave is playing bingo
He decided to take the free spot
What do you call a serial killer that plays bingo?
Jeffery Dauber.
How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?
Get another one to yell BINGO
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Where do you find 100 fat cows?
At bingo
Went to bingo the other day got 2 fat ladies
**worst threesome ever**
How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?
Call B52!!
When is bingo harmless?
When its B9!
Why do Japanese hate bingo?
They all scramble for cover when you call B-29
Know why you can't play bingo with Japanese people
They all scramble for cover when you call B-29.
Did you hear that the guy who in invented bingo had a recent health scare?
The tumor ended up being B9.
I got fired from my bingo calling job today.
Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69.
How do you get a roomful of old women to shout "Bollocks!"?
Get one of them to shout "Bingo!"
I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers...
B9
What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?
B9
What do you call a prostitute playing bingo?
A bing-hoe.
Did you hear about the dyslexic guy playing Bingo?
When he filled in a row, he yelled, "BOING!"
I found a tumor at Bingo last night.
It's okay. It was B9.
How do you play Taliban bingo?
B-52...F-16...B-1..
How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?
Call out "B-52"
I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...
1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!
What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?
B9
During a weekly game at the home for the aged, the bingo caller began choking and then collapsed.
He was rushed to emergency, and went immediately into surgery.
It appeared that 40 years of calling bingo games in smoky halls had finally caught-up with him.
The surgeon successfully removed a mass that was blocking his windpipe.
After waking from the surgery, the caller asked the surgeon if the mass was malignant.
The surgeon replied, "Fortunately, no. It was B9."
Benjamin Button served his time for pedophilia
But they still won't let him within 2000 feet of a bingo parlor.
What do a pedophiles hopes and bingo have in common?
B7...B7...
i got kicked out of the bingo hall last night...
Apparently that wasn't the kind of 69 she wanted
How do you play Syrian Bingo?
B-52, F-15, B-1...
You know how you play Iranian bingo?
A-10, B-52, F-22, C-130
How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?
Yell B-52.
I just got fired from my job as a bingo caller...
Apparently, "A meal for two with a hairy view" is *not* an appropriate way of calling out number 69...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52...F-16...B-1...
How do you get 500 cows into a barn?
Put a bingo sign on it.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in North Korea?
B-52! B-52!
I've been fired from my job as a bingo caller...
Apparently it's inappropriate to call the number 69 as *"A meal for two with a terrible view"*.
How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall?
B 52
How do you get a sweet, little old lady to shout out an F-bomb?
You get another sweet, little old lady to yell out "Bingo!"
My mom loved bingo so much ...
when she got a tumor, it was B-9.
How do you stop a Bingo game in Japan?
Call in B-29.
My grandpa came up to me and said "I got lucky last night"!
He has never won a game of bingo in his entire life, so I understand his excitement.
What one word can you yell out loud that will make a room full of little old ladies swear?
Bingo!
What did the bingo player shout out when he found out his tumor was harmless?
B 9!
Whay did the network engineer start a bingo game?
He needed to clear the AARP
An old man stopped me on the street to tell me this.
How do you get five sweet, kind, angelic, Christian, old ladies to swear like sailors?
Have a 6th one say "BINGO!"
Just invited a blind bingo caller to my dinner party
He's not a close friend, just there to make up the numbers.
A bingo caller has a ball fly up at his face...
It goes right up his noise and gets stuck. He goes to the emergency room, the doctor says, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have a tumour". The bingo caller looks shocked and asks, "what's the good news?" The doctor responds, " the tumour is B9".
Bingo
I once worked as a bingo caller. I got fired on my first night, Appernetly, a meal for two with a hairy view is not the correct way to call 69.
Screaming ladies !
How do you make hundreds of old ladies scream and moan together?
Have another old lady shout "bingo"
How do you clear out a Japanese bingo parlor?
B-29
How do you fit 300 cows into a barn?
Easy. Put up a "BINGO" sign
What's the worst part about trying to contact a bingo player?
You have to send them a letter with your number B4 they'll respond.
How can you tell that a Bingo player just isn't into you?
When you call their numbers 5 times in a row and they still don't answer.
Q: How do you make an old woman start cursing?
A: Just scream BINGO!
How do you round up 500 old cows?
Put up a bingo sign
How do you make three old ladies all yell profanity at the same time?
Have the forth one yell " BINGO!".
How do you get nine grandmas to swear?
Make the tenth one shout "bingo!"
ADHD & Sleep Problems. Funny That You Asked!!
I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...
1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. \*Old MacDonald had a farm\* and bingo was his name-o!
How do you get 500 old cows in to a barn?
Put up a Bingo sign.
After my biopsy the Doctor told me that my tumor was benign...
From the look on his face I guess shouting "BINGO!" wasn't the right response.
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